I’m in the er and they won’t give me a 2nd pillow :(
"It cracks me up when people ask me my diet and exercise secrets. Like, Selena how do you keep that trip figure every girl wants to know. Well I eat whole medium pizzas all by myself with lots of pepperoni thats important and I drink coke, scarf doritos and never exercise."
my mom wants me to go to the ER but I refuse to go
plus my sister is bringing me taco bell so I need to remain @ home.
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone